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Will comfort you when he rejects you.
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Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
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Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
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Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…”
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Help you up when you fall.
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Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
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Help you find your prince.
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Kidnap him and brings him to you.
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Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
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Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
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Will offer you a soda.
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Will dump theirs on you.
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Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
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Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
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Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
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Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
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Will help you move.
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Will help you move the bodies.
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Will bail you out of jail.
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Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
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Would bail you out of jail again
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Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
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Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
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Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
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Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
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Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
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Have never seen you cry.
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Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
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Asks you to write down your number.
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Have you on speed dial.
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Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
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Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
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Only know a few things about you.
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Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
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Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
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Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
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Would knock on your front door.
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Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
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You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
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Already know not to tell.
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Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
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Are for life.
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Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
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Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
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Would read and ignore this.
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Will repost this :)
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